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$LASER

> the OG token of the strongest crypto cult ever invented — on Robinhood.

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THE_LORE

Laser Eyes Lore
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> THE STRONGEST
CRYPTO CULT
EVER INVENTED.

$ Long before bull markets had names and bear markets had memories, there were the chosen few — eyes burning green, gaze locked on Robinhood. They didn’t flinch. They didn’t fold. They beamed.

$ $LASER is the OG token of that order. The flame that started the cult. The signal across Robinhood. When you see those green beams, you know which side of history you’re on.

> eyes up. hands down. beam on._

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MEME_GALLERY

> beam through the cult’s greatest hits

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HOW_TO_BUY

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OPEN ROBINHOOD

Open Robinhood and sign in to your account, or create one if you are new.

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FUND ROBINHOOD

Add buying power to your Robinhood account so you are ready when $LASER goes live.

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FIND $LASER ON ROBINHOOD

When trading goes live, search for $LASER directly on Robinhood.

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BUY $LASER ON ROBINHOOD

Buy $LASER directly on Robinhood and join the cult.

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> CA COMING SOON